vaspour:

Me as hell

vaspour:

Me as hell

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"Not that all the blokes I’ve blown have HAD cocks, but that’s not much of my business to say, see?"

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elucipher:

Kahlil Gibran, “The Madman” [x]

elucipher:

Kahlil Gibran, “The Madman” [x]

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poetry

IM SO PUMPED FOR NIGHT OF CHAMPION BUT I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE EVENING TO WATCH IT FUCK MY GAY FRENCH LIFE

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usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

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me

iangalager:

sarah iangalager’s gigantic remus/sirius fic rec starter list

because there is a LOT of remus/sirius fic out there and some of it was probably written before some of you were born and it comes with all these acronyms and Dramatic Capital Letters and lots of people getting really worked up about rocks having urges or sirius watching dirty dancing. it’s easy to get lost. so here is a handy guide to the best fic in any possible era you could possibly want. 

marauders era 1971-1978, mostly illogical nicknames, prank planning, detention, map-making, lots of gay panic. 

  • start with THE SHOEBOX PROJECT. then recognize that it isn’t the perfect fic and is nowhere near what people make it out to be but hold the first chapter with the letters in your heart forever. and where the fuck do you go after that? that’s what this list is for. are you or are you not hip to my jive?
  • okay now that you have sbp out of your system, start here: The Shortest Distance Between Two People

GET TOGETHER and every possible permutation of it

PRANKS AND GENERAL NONSENSE

AND SOME MISCELLANY 

first war 1978-1981 everything is GREAT and then everything is TERRIBLE and everything is GREAT AND TERRIBLE AT THE SAME TIME. 

POST HOGWARTS (happy/get together fic, there is no canon evidence that remus and sirius ever live in a flat together, leave it be)

FIRST WAR (when things start getting bad and everything starts falling apart and you generally want to die)

AND SOME MISCELLANEOUS

lost years 1981-1993 that 12 year gap after james and lily’s death and before the prisoner of azkaban where everything and everyone is miserable and nothing is happy and all you do is listen to ‘get lonely’ by the mountain goats and cry into your pillow. 

poa 1993-1994

lie low at lupin’s/ootp: summer 1994 ”Lie low at Lupin’s for a while, I will contact you there.” (Dumbledore, the Goblet of Fire pg. 713) the only thing in this entire book series that you should ever thank that manipulative bastard for. the period of time in between ‘gof’ and ‘ootp’ where sirius goes to stay with remus and there are a lot of awkward pauses, meaningful silences, and fucking. 

LIE LOW AT LUPIN’S (cue hallelujah chorus, in fact you should just loop the hallelujah chorus or maybe ‘i will always love you’ as you read these fics)

GRIMMAULD PLACE

post ootp nothing really to say here. just cry. 

and one really long series: The Rising Storm

alternate endings

okay so you’ve gotten to the end and it fucking sucks, everyone is dead and worse than that everyone is presumed straight and some of them have children and harry has named his kid after snape and ITS ALL TERRIBLE. luckily there are an enormous pile of fics that ask pointed questions like what would have happened if nobody had died? what wife? what baby? why are you telling me that remus and sirius don’t live in a little house together and invite harry over for dinner once a week and have a lot of old man sex until they die? i don’t know what you mean. 

bring black back jk rowling: you do know that people can’t come back from the dead in the harry potter universe, right? I wrote that in there, you know that, right? me: IM SORRY WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU

au’s the part you’ve probably been waiting for this entire damn time. 

ta, hepcat?

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Name three characters you think of when you think of me.

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plsask memes

ritaylor:

and i’m doing it again

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i am so gonna paint a the dean ambrose logo on my black sweatshirt

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long time no see intense self-hate how are u doing